Thursday, October 15, 2009

I Heart Kampot



So once again I feel should begin my blog with an apology to my readers. I have been a tad derelict with my travel blogging but please forgive me as internet connections in Cambodia very slow and spotty at best or completely incapable of loading a single web page in many instances.

I write now from Bangkok as I prepare to fly tomorrow to Krabi province Thailand for a look at the beautiful cliffs, karsts and beaches of Railay but tonight I want to tell everyone about the rest of my Cambodian travels.

After four days in Sihanoukvile I departed for Kampot via my usual minibus. Kampot is another town of southeast coastal Cambodia east of Sihannoukville with a rich french colonial legacy and a sleepy mellow vibe of gentil decay. The ride from Sihanoukville was packed with interesting and gorgeous scenery. The Cambodian countryside during the rainy season is absolutely amazing. Its the greenest wettest most fertile looking place I've ever seen and every inch of the place is covered in life. Almost all of the houses are built on stilts and every yard is under water with some houses having a dry path to the house or a dry patch underneath the home that is usually used as a combo barn/cow stable/scooter parking space/living area. In addition to living in the middle of large rice paddies most homes also have a small rice paddy planted in what westerners would consider the front yard. In the rainy season these front yard rice paddies make happy environments for the family Water Buffalo and are filled with fish, crabs, frogs and other forms of edible aquatic life which also add to the bounty of the land. In addition to the water Buffalo I already mentioned, which appears to be a requirement for Cambodian citizenship, every house seems to come with a least one cow, a minimum of two dogs, three cats, three chickens, one pig and no less than four children. Bear in mind that these numbers are more like the bare minimum not the average which would be much higher and I've made no mention of the various birds, snakes, leeches, insects, and microbiological life forms that inhabit these same fields but believe me Cambodia is a bubbling green cauldron of life.

I took it as a good sign I was the only white tourist onboard the minibus and indeed Kampot did prove to be a relief from the backpacker scene of Koh Chang and the trashier down and out broke backpacker and dirty middle-age hippy scene of Sihanoukville. Don't get me wrong I certainly wasn't the only tourist in Kampot and there were quite a few western expats who had elected to make Kampot their homes but the tourists in Kampot are more of a healthy side line and not the entire economy as the case has been in some of the places I've visited so far. The town is set along a nice lazy river with the green hills of the Elephant mountain range framing the sunset to the west of town across the river. In Kampot I believe I found the true character of Cambodian people. They are kind, gentle and friendly to a fault. They love to chat up visitors with no economic ulterior motives whatsoever and everywhere you walk or ride your scooter you are greeted by the infectious smiles and cries of "HEL-Looow!!!" from the children as they run out to wave and greet you.
Its heartbreaking really and it brings a tear to my eye to think of their sweet little Hellos, their smiles and their exuberance. My second day in Kampot I realized that I had been smiling a lot. More in fact than I probably had smiled in the past two years combined and I've decided its all true, you know the cliched platitudes about smiling being good for your mental and physical health, smiles being contagious and so on. Its all true I tell you and the Cambodians are completely up on it.

Its hard to believe that just behind the smiles and the gentle eyes of this seemingly happy land lie a very dark and sad recent past.

Ladies and gentlemen meet Tree.



Tree, the gentle Cambodian Rambo

I hired Tree to accompany me on a cyclo ride around the Kampot and Kep countryside as my guide and he was kind enough to share his incredible story with me which I must pass along. His story is exceptional but its all the more incredible that a story like Tree's is not such an uncommon story for Cambodians of his generation. Anyone in this country who lived through the war years has a story of heartache, suffering and deep loss. I heard so many and they were all so, so sad.

When America's war in Vietnam spread into Cambodia Tree was a teenager and his father was a Army Captain under the Lon Nol goverment/army. Tree's family lived a comfortable middle class existence as city folk in Sihanoukville where Tree's father earned a living overseeing shipments of American war supplies arriving in Sihanoukville. Sihanoukville in the late sixties and early seventies was not a beach tourist destination but rather an important SE Asian shipping hub and a major transit point for US weapons and supplies headed to Vietnam. (Nixon and Kissinger were also secreting bombing the Cambodian countryside at the time attempting to kill Viet Cong but also building a strong base of support for the Pol Pot's Khmer Rouge) In 1975 with the US fleeing Saigon and the indo-chinese region, the Lon Nol government found itself with few friends and under heavy assault from the Khmer Rouge and their communist Vietnamese allies. The Lon Nol government quickly collapsed and Cambodian descended into years of madness and unspeakable suffering as Pol Pot attempted the grandest and most hare-brained social engineering experiment of all time. Tree and his family became an enemy of the state overnight and like all middle-class city folk they were forced to relocate to the countryside where they would be re-educated as good, simple-minded communist agrarians. Tree's family assumed different identities to protect themselves but in 1977 Khmer Rouge dramatically expanded their ideological purging as they became more fearful, paranoid and violent.

One evening in October 1977
when Tree was seventeen, after surviving two years of famine, disease and brutal forced labor, the soldiers came for Tree's family and everyone knew the jig was up. Tree's father, mother, two sisters, and one brother were all tied with their arms lashed to a bamboo pole behind their backs and their necks tied to a long bamboo pole one behind the other. The soldiers marched them about ten minutes outside the village and blind-folded them beside a large ditch. The soldiers then proceeded to strike everyone in the back of the head with a hatchet working their way down the bamboo pole where Tree was the last member of the family. When Tree regained consciousness it was almost nightfall and he found himself badly hurt lying face down in the ditch. His blindfold had been removed and his neck had been cut loose from the bamboo pole but his arms were still bound tightly to the pole behind his back. His entire family was dead except his sister beside him, who was being butchered by the soldiers with long knives right before his very eyes. Tree somehow made it to his feet and ran like the wind into the adjacent rice paddy before the soldiers were able to get to their rifles. Tree spent the night playing a game of cat and mouse in the rice paddies with the soldiers before making it to the safety of the jungles/mountains which lie between Sihanoukville and Kampot. For two years and two months Tree lived like a wild animal in the jungle. He ate only fruit and wild potatoes he foraged from the jungle. He had no way to make fire and was too afraid to try for fear that he might reveal his presence to the Khmer Rouge. In December 1979 from the jungle Tree heard and saw explosions coming from the town and he knew the Khmer rouge were finally on the run. Tree came into town to find the invading/liberating Vietnamese in control and the townspeople aghast at his beast-like appearance. During the twenty-six months of living like a jungle animal Tree had become a wild jungle animal. He had long crazy hair, wild eyes and he was exceptionally filthy. The shock of what he had been through plus 26 months of not speaking to a single soul had also rendered Tree unable to speak. Not knowing what to make of Tree and suspecting that he was perhaps an AWOL Khmer Rouge, the Vietnamese imprisoned Tree for three months. During that time Tree regained his ability to speak from the limited human interaction he was afforded from his prison cell and he eventually convinced the Vietnamese of his identity and his story.

Tree joined the Vietnamese army and went on a Khmer Rouge killing spree of biblical proportions that I believe would eclipse the blood spilled by John Rambo, Old boy and "The Bride". Tree single mindedly hunted and killed Khmer rouge Guerrillas for the next fourteen years. In 1983 Tree started to get a little soft and took a few days off (seriously, like maybe a month total spread out over fourteen years) to get married and father four children between 83' and 92'. In 1993 with the Khmer Rouge resistance decimated and reduced to tiny insignificant numbers hiding in small pockets Tree decided he had finally drank his share of blood and avenged his family. He retired from the dangerous business of Khmer kill'N and went to work for the UN disarming land mines with his bare hands and feet. I learned from Tree that stepping on a land mine isn't lethal, its the stepping off that kills you. Tree once was unfortunate to step on, then off of a landmine, but he said he was lucky it was a relatively weak Soviet mine and he was able to keep his leg although its' never quite been the same. One day when Tree was a more reckless man with a heart full of vengeance and rage he told me he was single handedly chasing a small contingency of Khmers through a mine field, guns blazing at top speed, so while he instantly knew he had stepped on the mine he was powerless to arrest his step off of it.

Back to 1993; Minus any fancy equipment Tree spent the next two years walking through mine fields trying to step on land mines so he could locate them and disarm them. Despite the best efforts of Tree and men like him, it is estimated that there are still about seven million land mines strewn about remote bits of Cambodia still waiting to blow some poor water buffalo or a clueless child to bits.

After the UN ran out of known mine fields for Tree to walk around in Tree settled in Kampot and got into the tour guide business and led hikes up to Bokor Hill station on a daily basis for the next twelve years. Having done part of the climb up to Bokor once I can tell you it is a really difficult slog and I was exhausted for two days afterward. Since 2007 Tree has been taking it a bit easier and focusing more on his scooter rental business and less on the Bokor Hill up and down guide business. Although Tree has disarmed thousand of land mines and knows a local herbal remedy for Cobra bites he has developed a real passion for life as of late and I think both he and his family believe he may be nearing the end of his luck supply. Taking the lead for the dangerous and very taxing treks up and down the mountain to Bokor don't really seem worth the money anymore to Tree so he saves his Bokor Hill climbs and local area caving tours for better paying customers and the good weather these days. Good for Tree. I paid him his asking price with no haggling, tipped him, and bought him pepper crab and beer in Kep although he was such a modest man he feared I might capture his picture sitting too close to the open beer can. There's so much more I could tell you about Tree, like how he got his name, but I this post would go on forever and I must sleep. What a guy. What a life. What a story.

God bless Tree.

I miss Cambodia.


next post, either Siem Reap and the temples of Ankor or Railay...?
Hhumm...
























Sunday, October 4, 2009

Bye-Bye Koh Kong AND Hello Sihanoukville [SEE-han-hook-fil (?) ]



First let me begin this post with an apology. I was probably a bit too harsh on Cambodia and poor little Koh Kong in my last post. The people here have been through a lot and they deserve a break. Right after I finished posting my little infantile rant against Koh Kong and its flea pit hotels a few nights ago, I walked two doors down and enjoyed a Tiramisu, a pizza, and a Campari rocks in a lovely little cafe. (don't judge me it was my first taste of western style food in weeks and it was the only thing on the menu) I took advantage of the free Wifi graciously offered and made a free iphone skype to skype call to my beautiful fiance hundreds of miles away in India while I enjoyed my refreshments. I can't say that really qualifies as suffering in anyone's book. The establishment I found myself in did seem to be an oasis of civilization in what was truly a pretty rough and tumble town, but with places like that Koh Kong obviously can't be all bad.

So the next morning despite being told the night before to be ready to go at 8:15, the bus would pick me up outside and breakfast would be ready for me anytime after 7:00. I awoke to no breakfast and a scooter driver knocking on my door at 7:30 asking if I was ready to go yet while I was still trying to deconstruct my bug tent, and pack away my thermarest, bedding etc. Annoyed I ignored the driver's constant knocking and took my time packing. I emerged from my room around 8:00 and off we went to meet the bus.


Here's a few shots of the Cambodian countryside as seen from my bus.






Is it me, or do these landscapes remind anyone else of "Tropic Thunder"?






I saw a lot of these scarecrows , especially this one area where every house had one. It was always posted at the entrance to the family property and I suspect the practice has more to do with superstition/tradition than utility.










There's something more than just a little strange about Sihanoukville. Don't get me wrong, it certainly is a much nicer place than Koh Kong but there is something eerie and a bit odd about the whole place. For starters there is a palpable post-apocalyptic feel to the place, but rightfully so as an apocalypse of sorts did really happen here about thirty years ago. The Khmer Rouge managed to kill about a quarter of the population through murder and starvation during their half-baked quest to create a pure communist agrarian utopia. Adding to the post-apocalyptic feel Sihanoukville seems like it may have gotten a bit carried away during the global real-estate boom and started believing it was to become the next Phuket. From what I can see it hasn't yet become, and it isn't ever going to be Phuket. So on top of the old architectural detritus from the French colonial period (1920-1960)there is a new layer of vacant or abandoned half-built villas and condos that will perhaps one day be occupied and finished or perhaps will remain vacant and abondoned and will be refered to as "late-phase shoddy capitalist ruins".


Abandoned grand old colonial period beach mansion where recent construction/refurbishment was started but then apparently stopped and abandoned again.







Now given that Sihanoukville has only recently emerged from the official rainy season and the tourist high season isn't slated to kick in for another month maybe the ghost town feeling is just the calm before the storm and the crowds are on the way, but I will offer this anecdote to illustrate my point. The second night I spent in Sihanoukville I decided I would try the restaurant Lonely Planet dubbed "the very best cooking in Sihanoukville", Chez Claude. When I arrived at this grand building on a hill overlooking all of Sihanoukville it appeared to be abandoned as well, lights out, building vacant, no one around. The barking dogs must have aroused someone because pretty soon I was chatting with Claude's affable son Kubli while his mother whipped up a nice dinner for me. Kubli said business had been unusally bad even for the low season and they had three customers for the entire month of September. Well its too bad for everyone else. I had a wonderful evening inside Chez Claude's cavernous, empty, nautical-themed dining room that felt like a ghost ship. Kubli was a very genial host and his mother probably is the best cook in Sihanoukville.


Chez Claude or the galley onboard the Black Pearl?




Kubli leading me up to the roof of Chez Claude for a look at the sunset.


Sihanoukville sunset as seen from the commanding heights of Chez Claude.






my simple fish dinner


Kubli's delicious flambéd banana recipe.


Chez Claude's exterior. Blurry, but I like how this photo captured the moonlight seeping through the clouds. This night was supposed to have been the biggest brightest full moon of the year.


Despite the rampant real estate development and speculation of the past few years there appears to be little or nothing new in the way of infrastructure or roads since Phnom Penh fell to the Khmer Rouge. The beaches here are nice, but not Thailand nice. Even the white tourists here seem a bit more down and out than the well heeled crowd I met in Thailand. The sand is almost white but there is just not quite enough of it. Wherever the beach is developed its completely chock-o-block with little haphazard ramshackle shacks built right up to the water's edge selling barbecue fish and drinks by day and vodka-red-bull buckets by night with crappy house and disco music. The stretches of beach around town that are undeveloped are completely covered with trash and are still plied, albeit not as heavily, by roaming bands of beggars and hawkers that plague all of the beaches here. There is no serenity for any tourist visiting Serendipity beach. "You want massage, I cut your nails, trim your hair? You want bracelet? Key chain? half price for you. You play me game. Why? Why? Money...money...money... Why? You buy from me. Give me more." Even with four bracelets on my arm and a new sarong at my feet there was endless invasions of my personal space with lot's of touching, pleading for hours on end, extortion and other high pressure sales tactics. It's not like you can kick a three year old and they know it. One sideways look and they will wield your guilt like a razor sharp machete.


A few of the local denizens of Serendipity beach


On the the bright side of things the whole of Sihanoukville is cheap as chips and the food is delicious. If you've got a scooter and twenty bucks in your pocket you are an absolute king! It is fairly lawless here as well and you can ride your scooter anywhere you want to go and explore all of the broken down ruins and vacant lots at will. Speaking of lawless I was told by a friend in Thailand that you can shoot a bazooka here for twenty dollars and for around a hundred dollars you can blow-up a cow with a bazooka. Not that I'm interested, but just saying you know. So basically no one here is going to stop you from having a poke around as long as its not some property owned by the guy that runs the Sokha beach corporation. Whoever runs that operation seems like they are intent on annexing all the best real-estate in Cambodia and walling it off from anyone who can't afford the two-hundred or more dollars a night it costs to stay there. It looks like the Sokha beach corp has nabbed the three best beaches around Sihanoukville and now apparently has managed to snatch Bokor Hill and its eerie old ruins that were slated to be designated a UNESCO world heritage site. I was hoping to visit Bokor Hill on Wednesday but now I may have to wait three years until the new and improved luxury version is reopened minus the ruins that made the site so special. I guess I'm a little late to this discover forgotten Cambodia game.

I leave for Kampot tomorrow and I will get to the bottom of this Bokor Hill mystery. I hear there are still wild elephants and tigers up there!


Ochheuteal beach




Two associates from the local woven bracelet mafia. They tracked me down like bloodhounds way out at the end of desolate Ostres beach, a good solid 45 minute scooter ride away from Serendipity beach. T-Nacious!


Dining area of GST, a backpacker hotel just off Serendipity beach.



Friday, September 25, 2009

STuck in Ko-RAIN + BaNGKoK


Pool View from Siam resort looking at the angry churned up ocean.


Sometimes even the most seasoned travelers need to backtrack, and today is a really slow day. Since my scooter mishap four days ago the weather here on Ko Chang has taken a turn for the worse and gotten progressively hotter, rainier, and more humid each day. Its about 1 o' clock in the afternoon now and it has been raining nonstop since 6:30 or so yesterday evening. Not just a drizzle mind you but full-on monsoonal frog choker with occasional spurts of mere heavy rain. Prior to my scooter injuries and the onset of the really fierce tropical humidity I was pretty content in my simple little bungalow but when you've got wounds that are oozing and you're chocked full of antibiotics and painkillers you grow tired of sweating and waking up covered in an icky film, plastered to your bedsheets. I made the excellent command decision yesterday to check myself into the nicer resort with hot water and air conditioning just down from the Nature bungalows and boy have I been happier. Its been nice to let my things dry out a bit (my new Nikes were beginning to sprout like moldy bread) and I think my scooter injuries are enjoying the dryer environment and the nice cool air conditioning as well. My friends who saw my arm today were impressed with how well my arm was healing. I slept like a drunk baby last night. It was lovely with the nice comfy room and the sound of the rain, lightening, and the waves outside. The comfortable room at Siam and the foul weather have also given me a chance to read and plan a bit more of my trip. I have just a few pages left in my book I began before I left. (Thanks Mom) A few more days on the mend here in Ko Chang and I shall depart once my stitches are removed and the ladies at the clinic give me the thumbs up.

WARNING: GRAPHIC PHOTO OF ARM WITH STITCHES BELOW.














On the Mend. Looking much better.


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NOW, JUMPING BACKWARDS a little bit a few thoughts and pictures from Bangkok. I hope my readers will please forgive this chronological aberration but better late than never right?



Typical Bangkok sidewalk eatery which only appears after dark.

My first stop in the "land of smiles" and I was not to be disappointed. Bangkok does not disappoint. It ham handedly plays to all of your preconceived notions but it has a few suprises in store as well. Yes it is wild, cheap, hot, humid, tropical, sex is for sale and prostitution is on display everywhere, there are a bajillion Buddhist temples, and yes the food is delicious.

Arriving fresh from Bombay I was surprised to find the touts, cab drivers and con-men really weren't that aggressive or dangerous and even would offer help and advice without an ulterior motive. (That really threw me after my run-in with a couple of illegitimate cabbies at the Mumbai airport.) Parts of Bangkok could easily pass for Tokyo or Singapore and bear no likeness to the post-war Bangkok of American cinema and TV shows.

I don't have a good photo to offer but the food court in the Paragon Mall was the most incredible food court I've ever seen. It was absolutely massive. You could wonder around losing yourself inside of it oohing and ahhing at all of the really slickly presented very delicious looking things to eat. Thai, Asian, European, African, Anartican; You name it
they had it, and they had it for cheap!

I met a young Scottish Physicist named Mel in the hotel/hostel where I was staying who was a really wonderful human being and basically Mr. Thailand. Mel spoke a good bit of Thai, taught Thai cooking classes, was a fully licensed Thai masseuse and was also the defacto mayor of Khe Sanh Road. Mel was kind enough to show me the ropes in Bangkok and offer some real pearls of Thailand travel advice. He even shepherded me through the seedy streets of Patpong and I didn't lose a dime. Anyway thanks Mel for the free Thailand 101 course. Best of luck with your new teaching gig.

Aside from the quick tour of Bangkok I got from Mel I really didn't do too much in Bangkok outside of the back-packer area around Khe Sahn. I spent a large part of my time there glued to my netbook starting this blog and attempting to tie up some loose ends I left dangling behind at home. I will pass through Bangkok several more times before my SE Asia adventure concludes so I plan to delve a little deeper and see more of the Bangkok sights later.



The mildly gentrified back-packer ghetto of Khe Sanh Road



Khe Sanh Road: You want it - They got it



Does anyone want to be a pilot for Luft Hansa? I was told the Bangkok cops own these fake document operations and the only thing that is off limits apparently is a passport.


One of the many temples around my hotel.



Real Deal Pad-Thai before I rip into it.


After


The twin pillars of the Thai beverage universe: Singa and Chang



Gas station by day, night club/cafe at night. Very Bangkok. Notice the speakers atop the pylons.



Two girls waiting on the train in Bangkok's ultra modern mega-shopping district. They are unfazed by the smoke and light show being tested on the stage in the distant background.



Thais really do love to have their pictures taken. This food vendor spied me aiming my camera at her atop a bridge and shot me her best smile. Unfortunately my camera settings were a bit off and I had to settle for this one. If anyone knows how to turn off underline in blogger please leave a comment.



I just like this one. Reminds me of Wong Kar-Wai